Don’t get me wrong. I like the old - What do recorder players use for contraception? Their personality!! - kind of jokes. But it’s the Jonny no talent that you have a conversation with who come up with jokes so original that it blows your mind.
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So what do you do?
Oh, I’m a musician.
On the Dole then ?? (Original Joke 1)
No.
So what do you play?
The Trumpet
Oh… (a slow smirk comes across his face as his taxi driving mind formulates a joke so funny… so original … that either one of us could die with laughter)… So you blow your own trumpet then?!?!?! (Original Joke 2)
… … … sure.
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Love it.
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MATTHEW ROBERTS!!!!
How can you be so horrid about recorder players?! Do you realise I am one of them? I shall have to come and bore you with one of my Telemann sonatas or Bach Capricios sometime
(Then again - I don’t play very often, so maybe you have a point!!)
Carry on Fiddlin’
LLx
It’s hard to admit the truth sometimes.
No one truly believes they’re evil just like no recorder player truly believes there is anything wrong with playing the recorder past the age of 5.
But it’s the moment of realization that reveals the truth.
Don’t misunderstand. I’m not comparing recorder players to people like Hitler or Stalin but… -?- … well … I suppose I am
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