Music Jokes To Kill By

by Matt on February 29, 2008

Don’t get me wrong. I like the old - What do recorder players use for contraception? Their personality!! - kind of jokes. But it’s the Jonny no talent that you  have a conversation with who come up with jokes so original that it blows your mind.

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So what do you do?

Oh, I’m a musician.

On the Dole then ?? (Original Joke 1)

No.

So what do you play?

The Trumpet

Oh… (a slow smirk comes across his face as his taxi driving mind formulates a joke so funny… so original … that either one of us could die with laughter)… So you blow your own trumpet then?!?!?! (Original Joke 2)

… … … sure.

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Love it.

{ 2 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Lupin 03.08.08 at 3:11 am

MATTHEW ROBERTS!!!!
How can you be so horrid about recorder players?! Do you realise I am one of them? I shall have to come and bore you with one of my Telemann sonatas or Bach Capricios sometime ;-)
(Then again - I don’t play very often, so maybe you have a point!!)

Carry on Fiddlin’

LLx

2 Matt 03.09.08 at 10:33 pm

It’s hard to admit the truth sometimes.

No one truly believes they’re evil just like no recorder player truly believes there is anything wrong with playing the recorder past the age of 5.

But it’s the moment of realization that reveals the truth.

Don’t misunderstand. I’m not comparing recorder players to people like Hitler or Stalin but… -?- … well … I suppose I am :)

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